" Blood-cuddling"

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Rochak He hates liars, flirts, and "hyprokrytes".

From his movie reviews...

1. A simple spelling error creates a lot of unintentional comedy. Tere Naam is a movie with a TWIST - Salman Khan falls into a "comma".
(I wonder how one falls into a comma? Maybe by tripping on an unexpected semi-colon)

He definitely likes the Comma movies. His Hollywood list of faves includes While You Were Sleeping (Sandra Bullock tending to another Comma victim).

2. More simple typo comedies. We learn that Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai is worth watching because Jimmy Shergill looks "great without that HUNKY BODY." The Body was apparently getting in the way of user appreciation.

3. He also calls Tulip (as in the flower?) Joshi the heroine "too weird and not impressive enough". The juxtaposition of the two adjectives creates new layers of meaning. Too weird, therefore not impressive? Overdone weirdness? You've got to learn where to stop with the weirdness, a little goes a long way, etc.

4. The story "about a guy and gal, "who were together like two persons in one skins". Sounds like this movie is a ripoff of Hannibal- I've heard of two souls in one body, cramped as that must be, but two persons in one skin? Whose skin? The skin of a very large person, obviously. That's where the Hannibal resemblance came in.

5. Horror seems to bring out the best in Rochak. He describes some horror films as "blood-cuddling" (my fav phrase). Some are "normal scary films with blood and slimy creatures", and others range from "hounted houses, to futuristic, to psycological". Signs - about a Father (Priest) who, after his wife's death, has to take care of "two kids, an unemployed Brother, and ALIEN ENVATION!"(invasion).
Somehow, the "Dinosores" (dinosaurs) of Jurassic Park (of which movie he simply says "not to told, but to watch") don't sound so horrible, after this.

His review on the X-Files…"gives you the matter to think for at least a week after week". (That's plenty for anybody, isnt it?)
I like his argument for believing in Aliens …"HAVE YOU SEEN GOD? NO? THEN WHY DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? I tell you why? Coz you feel such thinks not SEE!"
He signs off with this advice "If you think this is all MONKEY PEE - grow up, think harder, and use your own logic".(meaning - dont use his? Good advice!)