There was this bird, qaidi_no_786, who wrote rather objectionable reviews on a review site for fun. He's been deleted, but I saved this...
Original song
aankhon mein base ho tum,
tumhe dil mein chupa loonga,
jab chahoon tumhe dekhon,
aaina bana loonga.
Qaidis song ...brushing his teeth, to his girlfriend.
colgate mein base ho tum,
tumhe brush pe laga loonga,
jab chahoon tumhe thookoon,
naali mein baha doonga.
